Forget 2023, let's just party like it's 2009

Happy new year! Hope y'all have your own safehouse shenanigans ♥

Memes used: 1 2

I am not immune to little items. if there's a thingy I need it. 1million knick knacks.

the strawberry wizard and the bee wizard

one time i went up to my friend (also my coworker) and gave him hug from behind and just like held him there for a moment and our one regular client walked in and was like “huh….so are you guys like….winnie the pooh and piglet?” and i lost my fucking mind. what does that mean. i also said yes and that i was pooh.

me and this coworker are now dating and the same client client came into today and was like “sooo winnie the pooh and piglet?” again so we asked him what he meant and apparently those were the only two male fictional characters he could think of that hug

winnie the pooh heritage post

I've survived my first day on Tumblr

Achievements:

• Don't shoot! I'm friendly!: Prove you're not a bot
• AI dismemberment: Disable algorithm settings
• Friends?: Gained a mutual
• I recognize you: Follow someone you know from r/Tumblr
• MY EYES!: Change the site palette
• Great Idea: Reblog a post
• They love me: Have a post reblogged

Oh boy oh boy you're gonna get a Rare achievement for this one

Containment Breach

true story

me for the first 33 years of my life: my dad used to say "what would happen if you woke up on the titanic?? think about it" when he was tucking me in at night from at least age 5 and up, a form of psychological torture

me in my 33rd year of life: my dad optimistically thought i would have $250k to blow on something stupid by now and shut that shit down at the jump in the 90s

this was his response 5 seconds later

twitter limiting the amount of tweets you get to read per day is ridiculous but if tiktok limited the amount of videos people got to see per day it would be the biggest win for mental health since ssris

Dreams show me the vilest concepts. This was few nights ago, and I can't stop thinking about it

danganronpa

Btw if I say things like “by god” or “good lord” in posts please be aware I don’t mean it in a catholic way I mean it in a 1950s scientist reacting in horror after they create an evil creature in the lab set in the distant future year of 2005

io che nonostante sia atea dica “grazie agli dei” e simili perché si io non credo in niente ma miliardi di persone hanno religioni e dei differenti ed io non voglio far sentire escluso nessuno

im frankly lucky the above reblog is about how theyre an atheist because there is nothing more terrifying than saying something slightly blasphemous and seeing a paragraph of italian in your replies

LOKI SERIES

gender is fake fall out boy is real

i started hxh